Sure, "During spring, one sleeps a sleep that knows no dawn",
but as soon as spring break hits, I'm getting up after noon every day.
Geez. Both Hayate and Maria took my words of, "Let me sleep as long as I want over spring break," seriously,
so they really won't wake me up these days.
So you know, both Hayate and Maria are waking her up every morning, but Nagi simply won't wake up.
Being a hikikomori every day...
Play games, read manga, watch anime, then sleep one day.
Play games, read manga, watch anime, then sleep the next.
I get... I get a feeling a lifestyle like that is bad.
I just get that feeling.
It's not just you.
It's horrible!
Today... no, starting today, I will shape up and become an earnest human!
Pajamas left where she undressed.
Pajamas left a mess where she undressed.
Hayate-kun!
Watch out behind you!
That was close.
I think I heard a *crack* somewhere.
What? Go buy a cellphone?
Yes. It would be inconvenient to not have one.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure Nagi won't wake up yet, so it would be best if you'd go purchase one now.
Who's not going to wake up yet?
Milady.
My, Nagi. You're up early today.
Was the bed uncomfortable?
Is that something you would say to a person who woke up after noon?
By the way, Hayate. Where are you going to buy a cellphone?
I guess the usual large electronics wholesale store by Shinjuku's west exit.
Shinjuku, eh?
Okay. Take me along.
What's gotten into her?
I don't know.
Today's not April Fool's.
I know!
I am changing starting today!
I am the new Nagi.
Nagi 360 Elite!
What's with those faces?!
Let's get going!
It's pretty big.
Well, it is one of the biggest in Tokyo.
Hayate. There are too many people here.
Do something about it.
That's a little...
If there are this many people,
even if you're not the heroine of a famous novel, you realize your insignificance.
I suppose.
No wonder this is a wholesale store.
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I've heard the stories,
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but they're all so cheap!
Really?
This must be the million yen store I've heard of.
They're all right around a million yen.
How very affordable.
What kind of Gates do you have to be to see this as affordable?
Oh, but you do online shopping, so you know the price ranges of products, right?
Did those sites ever list prices?
You never bothered to look, eh?
Well, I will be buying a cellphone over there.
Sure. I'll go with you.
The most recommended plan is this Unlimited Minutes 8 plan.
Would you like to go with this?
Yes.
Thank you.
Please fill out this form.
Okay.
Oh, it comes with a function like this, too?
Do you have identification with you?
Would a student ID be okay?
Um...
You can go browse around.
She's not Isumi-san, so if I'm here, she can't possibly get lost that easily.
Um, your companion has already left our section.
What?
Hey.
Hayate...
He's gone.
Gosh, what should I do with him?
I strictly told him not to.
I guess I'll help him out.
Um, there's a lost-
Oh, you got separated?
What?! You're calling me the lost one?
I'm not lost! The one that was with me is!
Don't worry. I'll call your guardian now.
What's your name?
Notice of a lost child.
Guardian of a girl with blond twin-tails, Sanzenin Nagi-chan...
No! I'm not the one that's lost!
Um...
Can you wait here until your pick up comes?
I told you I'm not the one that's lost! The one with me is!
Yes, yes. They'll be here in just a moment.
How many times-
What's wrong with this store?
Hey, a new face.
Welcome to the Avalon of Hell.
This is the end of the world where everything is stained in darkness.
What is a pretty flower like yourself doing here?
I didn't come here because I wanted to.
Just so you know, I'm not lost or anything.
I was brought here by mistake.
Everyone here says that at first.
Hey Johnny! Why are you here?
I was brought here by mistake.
What is wrong with these guys?
Being lost is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Not even if you're...
...as old as you.
Don't worry. It's rare to be lost at your age, but mistakes are a necessity in life.
You... You brats...
Fine! If you're going to say that much, we'll fight this out!
I'll beat all of you!
Th-That's the game loved by kids and adults and is now becoming a national sensation!
Hayate no Gotoku Trading Card Game!
That was obviously a commercial!
Ready or not...
We'll send you back home.
Duel!
Start!
My turn!
Draw!
Luck is with me.
Summoning Hanabishi Miki, Segawa Izumi, Asakaze Risa from my hand.
And adding Katsura Hinagiku.
The Student Council Members Combo!
End of turn.
Not bad.
My turn!
Draw.
Summoning Sanzenin Nagi and Ayasaki Hayate from my hand.
Adding one card, face down.
Butler Attack!
Exactly what I was waiting for!
Cosplay Summon! Honorable Student Council President!
Now Katsura Hinagiku's attack points go up to 8,500!
Not so fast.
My turn isn't over yet.
Cosplay Summon on my end, too!
Three Thousand Nagi!
Attack points, 7,500!
If I defeat an opponent with this card and the card at the top of my deck is a character card, I get another turn to attack!
But our attack points are still higher!
Support Character card activation!
"I will protect you, Milady."
Three Thousand Nagi's attack points gets 5000 added!
Go! Galaxy Magical Blast!
Draw!
Character Card!
Draw! Character Card!
It's forever my turn!
Featured using original rules.
Um, I'm in the company of the girl who got lost a while ago.
Ah, I've been expecting you.
Is she inside?
Yes. She's been energetically playing with everyone.
Energetically?
You're great, Boss.
All of these rare cards.
Are you sure we can keep these?
Yeah, keep 'em.
Amazing! What a great boss!
It's something a boss has got to do.
I'm here to get you, Boss.
H-Hayate.
Since when were you there?
I'd have never guessed you'd be making friends with younger children, having them get attached enough to call you "Boss".
You got it wrong! They're just calling me that!
What? You told us to call you "Boss".
No! It's not like that!
You don't have to be so embarrassed.
I think it's my first time seeing you so active.
I'm saying, you got it wrong!
It's thanks to you I was able to buy a new cellphone, Boss.
I told you, already!
Besides, I didn't have any need to go to that room!
I will live more earnestly starting tomorrow.
Nagi swears to herself.
April 3rd is my birthday, you know?
Oh, really?
Ah, so you weren't aware of it, after all.
It's coming up soon.
I'll be looking forward to it, so you better remember it.
Okay.
But I don't have any money to buy you something that would make you happy.
I'm not expecting anything like that to begin with.
You see, Hayate, a heartfelt...
...laugh is all I ask for.
Was it just me who felt your feminine gesture and words didn't really match?
Yeah? I didn't really think so.
All I want is a laugh.
I won't ask any more than that.
So I'm looking forward to it. Hero of the love and bloody butler comedy!
I'm not too sure of the way you look forward to it.
Here's another person who got pressured by her.
Make her laugh, she says.
What am I supposed to do, do it every year?
So you say, but you try hard every year.
Well, amongst us four, she's done the most for me.
Isn't there something that works in any situation?
The futons don't weigh a few tons.
Wow, that was funny.
You arranged the old "The futons weigh a few tons" joke and made it twenty-first century-ish.
That was amazing!
I'm leaving for a walk.
Sir, that was funny.
I said it was funny, Sir!
Back to the Sanzenin estate.
Laughter for Sakuya's birthday, eh?
Yes. What should I do?
It is a difficult matter.
But, doesn't laughter come from human observation?
Human observation, you say?
Yes. So if you observe a funny person, laughter will emerge naturally.
I see. A funny person.
Um... I sense very unpleasant stares.
It's nothing.
Yeah! You just keep doing what you usually do, Maria!
If you say so...
"Observe", you say, but we can't follow her around.
Hmm, you're right.
Besides, nothing may happen if you're just watching.
Therefore!
I've prepared things that might make Maria a funny character in the Sunday Boxes.
Who exactly prepares those?
Then, can you open the "Su" for Sunday?
Okay.
Open the box!
This is...
A paper fan?
It probably means you have to jab with that.
Sakuya-san.
What?! With this?! At Maria-san?
I see. You're saying a jab is what's essential in laughter.
Right. When there's a joke, you put all your force into the jab.
The joke goes to waste if you don't jab at it.
No, no! I'd get killed if I jabbed with something like this!
Don't worry, Hayate. Maria would just laugh and forgive you.
As long as you don't do it too hard.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry.
As long as you don't do it too hard.
That limit is what I don't know.
Let's go, Hayate!
Good luck.
Are we serious about this?
Can't go against the flow for this event.
A dangerous mission is about to start.
Can you take care of that side of the room, Hayate-kun?
Yes, certainly.
I was told to jab if she jokes, but...
Sure, Maria-san has a naturally slow side,
but she's basically a super perfect human equal to or better than Hinagiku-san.
I don't think she'd joke that easily.
Even her humming. It's a song with a good rhythm that matches cleaning.
A good rhythm...
Th-This rhythmical and cool sounding song!
No way!
It was the insert song of a robo anime to "aim to become king"!
Individually, they're all just fires.
Fire
But when two of them come together, they turn in to a flame.
Fire Fire
Flame
Maria Inferno is invincible!
That narration was very realistic.
If I may say, even though it's a great song, isn't it a little too old, Maria-san?
Will I jab at it?
Am I supposed to jab at her with the fan now?
They must be watching from somewhere.
I...
Maria-san!
Yes?
What's the name of the song you're humming?
This is something Nagi was listening to all night long the other day.
I don't know the song, but it's stuck in my head.
I'm guessing it's an anime theme song.
Thank heavens!
I'm so glad I didn't jab.
I was about to explode.
Laughter comes with some tension, eh?
Yeah. It's got good tension in the air.
But, we're not going to get anywhere with this.
There's no point in waiting.
I have to find a moment when she makes a joke and jab at it.
Come on.
Come on. What's your next moment of joke?
Joke, please.
What is this? I'm sensing more very unpleasant stares.
The glass' broken.
What should I do?
There it is! Natural moment!
Pun!
Window!
Maria-san!
Yes?
Are you an idiot?!
Gosh! Hayate is so hopeless!
So what happened after that?
That was horrible.
Well, that was a great laugh.
I'm satisfied.
Thank you, Hayate.
Sakuya-san.
Good luck on my birthday, too.
What? Your birthday?
Well, today's only March 29th.
I told you my birthday's April 3rd.
Oh, right!
I'll be looking forward to it.
There are various forms of laughter,
but jabbing at jokes is the basic in comedy.
Isumi, make a joke.
But I've never joked in my life.
All right, that's a good one.
Wataru! Jab at that with everything you got.
Y-Your...
Faster!
No one will laugh if you're like that!
This time you tell a joke, Wataru.
Why don't you joke? Then I'll jab at you.
Wataru-kun's jabs come with the timing wrong.
Aizawa Sakuya, turning fourteen soon.
Gah! I lost again!
Why can't I ever win a card game against Hayate?
Please, I was only lucky this time.
One more time!
I'll beat you this time for sure!
Really, I was only lucky.
When it comes to skill, I can't win against the Boss.
I said stop calling me that! Idiot Hayate!
Next time on Hayate no Gotoku. Just Can't Do the Maid Spin.
The third maid of the show comes to screen.
I lost again...